About me:
~*~ IF YOU HEARD THREE NEEGS NO YOU DIDNT ~*~
★ NEEG ★ NEEG ★ NEEG ★ BAT FULLY CHARGED ★
my name is Neeg. then Neeg again. then one more Neeg for legal reasons. i am nine feet of gold-plated bad decisions and i carry a bat for emotional support. every night at 3:33 AM i tap three dumpsters and politely remind the neighborhood that morning is a threat.
i am NOT a pipe, a flute, or “that shiny guy from the gas station.” if this page froze your computer, that means it loaded correctly. COMMENT BEFORE ADDING or the bat gets sad.
Who I'd like to meet:
Tom. the inventor of the 240p camera. fellow night-shift cryptids. anybody who still knows their Myspace password. people who can hear “neeg neeg neeg” through one blown laptop speaker and still say “turn it up.”
Neeg Neeg Neeg Sahur's Friends Comments
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Thanks for the add. Please stop tapping on my window.
Dinner is in the fridge. THE BAT DOES NOT GO IN THE DISHWASHER.
omg ur profile song made my dog move out <333
this page took 8 minutes to load. worth every second.
bro uploaded the same photo 47 times and each one got blurrier
saw u behind the bins last night. tremendous form. no notes.
you still owe me $2.14 and an apology.
Please stop calling me emotional support. I am an employee.